someoldjokes:

From Wit and Humor for Public Speakers, 1916

someoldjokes:

From Wit and Humor for Public Speakers, 1916

khansolo:

In today’s Awesome Dudes, Awesome Cars,” Stephen Hawking tells a joke about his car. Things to note:

- Stephen Hawking is awesome.

- He’s so awesome, it makes up for a lack of car pictured.

- If anyone could help celebrate Time Travel Awareness Month, it’s Stephen Hawking.

The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve time travellers.”

khansolo:

A time traveller walks into a bar.

(Source: coronarycorsair)

Seriously.

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This is too much work for a joke.

This is too much work for a joke.

"A good joke is worth researching."

— Adam Cote

In today’s Awesome Dudes, Awesome Cars,” Stephen Hawking tells a joke about his car. Things to note:

- Stephen Hawking is awesome.

- He’s so awesome, it makes up for a lack of car pictured.

- If anyone could help celebrate Time Travel Awareness Month, it’s Stephen Hawking.

The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve time travellers.”

A time traveller walks into a bar.

(Source: coronarycorsair)