Nicolas Cage confronts the fact that he’s immortal.

An oldie but a goodie.

nevver:

Top 10: Unwritten Rule #41- One should never take the last doughnut in the box. Unwritten Rule #64- One should never sing or whistle at work, despite Walt Disney’s suggestion to the contrary. Unwritten Rule #80- A gentleman should shower or bathe each day. Unwritten Rule #103- A gentleman should never eschew the “thug” look and thuggish behavior. Unwritten Rule #122- A lady should never use crocodile tears as a form of manipulation. Unwritten Rule #140- A lady should never use sex as a weapon. Unwritten Rule # 157- One should keep one’s mouth shut during a movie Unless one sees that a fire has broken out in the theater. Unwritten Rule #164- One should always throw away a box once it is empty of food, rather than “trick” family members into thinking there are actually a few more Twinkies, cookies, etc. Unwritten Rule #185- One should never write an entire e-mail in all capital letters. Unwritten Rule  #250- One should never speak to the television as though people on screen can hear one.

nevver:

Top 10:
Unwritten Rule #41- One should never take the last doughnut in the box.
Unwritten Rule #64- One should never sing or whistle at work, despite Walt Disney’s suggestion to the contrary.
Unwritten Rule #80- A gentleman should shower or bathe each day.
Unwritten Rule #103- A gentleman should never eschew the “thug” look and thuggish behavior.
Unwritten Rule #122- A lady should never use crocodile tears as a form of manipulation.
Unwritten Rule #140- A lady should never use sex as a weapon.
Unwritten Rule # 157- One should keep one’s mouth shut during a movie Unless one sees that a fire has broken out in the theater.
Unwritten Rule #164- One should always throw away a box once it is empty of food, rather than “trick” family members into thinking there are actually a few more Twinkies, cookies, etc.
Unwritten Rule #185- One should never write an entire e-mail in all capital letters.
Unwritten Rule #250- One should never speak to the television as though people on screen can hear one.

billandted:

We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted.
-Bill

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